Don Vassie Penis Decanter 850ml with 4 shot glasses 140ml and a rich classic wooden base
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Introducing the Elegance Series Penis Decanter Set – because why should barrels have all the fun? Unleash your inner mischief with a touch of cheeky elegance in every pour.
Pour Like a Pro (with a Twist): Our 850ml Penis Decanter is not just a conversation starter; it's a conversation dominator. Placed on a classic pine base, it stands tall and proud, ready to turn your bar into a playground of laughs and good times.
Cheers to Quirkiness: The four bump-shaped glasses (145ml each) aren't just glasses; they're the supporting cast to your main attraction. Pouring your favorite spirits has never been this amusing. Just remember, the more you pour, the more the laughs flow!
Perfectly Inappropriate Gifts: From birthdays to weddings, our Penis Decanter Set is the perfect gift for those who appreciate a good laugh along with their spirits. Celebrate life's special moments with a touch of humor that leaves a lasting impression and, dare we say, a few raised eyebrows.
What's Under the Hood: The Elegance Series set includes the star of the show – the 850ml Penis Decanter, four glasses that fit like a glove in your hand, and a classic pine base that's as reliable as your favorite dad joke. It's a set that's as tasteful as it is playful.
Quality with a Wink: Our glasses are made from 100% lead-free high-white glass, adding a touch of sophistication to your comedic endeavors.
Our Naughty Promise: We promise a perfect delivery, and if, by some miracle, your set arrives in less than perfect condition, we'll replace it faster than you can say, "That's what she said."
Elevate your drinking experience with the Elegance Series Penis Decanter Set – because life's too short for boring glassware!
Free shipping across New Zealand. International shipping available.
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- Express: 1–2 business days
30-day hassle-free return policy.
Hand wash with warm water. Avoid harsh chemicals. Dry thoroughly after cleaning. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
